Northern Sold
6:54 Thu Mar 11
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You sound like my MATE Moany kev Cough son.... he's a once every 3 days shitter
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Far Cough
6:50 Thu Mar 11
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I'm very frugal with my dumps, once every three days unless I eat a Ruby and that's let out the next day
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Bungo
6:33 Thu Mar 11
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VirginiaHam 4:45 Thu Mar 11
Over the years I've had both a Bristol stool scale mug and a T-Shirt.
Nearly as good as the T-Shirt I had for a relevant product emblazoned with the slogan 'Freedom from bed-wetting at last'.
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Vexed
6:30 Thu Mar 11
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What's the count so far then?
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VirginiaHam
4:48 Thu Mar 11
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I'm usually finished by about 9:35am, EST. I'm anywhere between a 3 and a 6, depending on how spicy what I a was the night before.
2-3 dumps per day is normal for me. I'm never constipated.
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VirginiaHam
4:45 Thu Mar 11
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In order to move this thread along, there should some degree of measurement, to establish a set of ground rules.
A medically approved scale does exist: https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/poop-chart-bristol-stool-scale
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ak37
4:32 Thu Mar 11
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Does arse-piss count as a shit or just solids?
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bruuuno
3:58 Thu Mar 11
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It’s not uncommon for me to shit 5-10 times in a day
I eat whatever I want and have six pack abs
Swings and roundabouts
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ChillTheKeel
3:29 Thu Mar 11
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stewie griffin 1:40
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Block
3:18 Thu Mar 11
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Yes.
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Hammer and Pickle
3:17 Thu Mar 11
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Can't someone make it go away?
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JustAFatKevinDavies
3:16 Thu Mar 11
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you trimmed your nose hair then Bolty?
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riosleftsock
3:15 Thu Mar 11
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BRANDED 1:21 Thu Mar 11
"Just prime your sphincter with oil."
WHO's most successful chat up line, probably.
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Block
3:03 Thu Mar 11
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I'll live, Nu son.
On a brighter note, I've lost about a stone today.
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Pi Alpha Nu
3:02 Thu Mar 11
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Block, I think you better book an appointment at your local arse Doctor. You may have problems.
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147man
2:35 Thu Mar 11
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I dont tend to do many - 3 in a day is extreme for me, this may be because my morning excretion can block the toilet
My missus saw one and questioned my anal virginity
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Block
1:46 Thu Mar 11
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Griffin, how many shits have you had in 1 day?
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Northern Sold
1:42 Thu Mar 11
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Coffee.... probably... not being funny if I went that long without a Richard I think I'd end up in hospital... app' always been the norm for him... must lose half a stone with every dump...
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stewie griffin
1:40 Thu Mar 11
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no one cares you attention seeking prick
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Block
1:39 Thu Mar 11
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Number 6 is in transit....
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Vexed
1:39 Thu Mar 11
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I enjoyed Soldo's made up friend of the day: moany kev
Brilliant.
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