WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Northern Sold 6:54 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
You sound like my MATE Moany kev Cough son.... he's a once every 3 days shitter

Far Cough 6:50 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
I'm very frugal with my dumps, once every three days unless I eat a Ruby and that's let out the next day

Bungo 6:33 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
VirginiaHam 4:45 Thu Mar 11

Over the years I've had both a Bristol stool scale mug and a T-Shirt.

Nearly as good as the T-Shirt I had for a relevant product emblazoned with the slogan 'Freedom from bed-wetting at last'.

Vexed 6:30 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
What's the count so far then?

VirginiaHam 4:48 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
I'm usually finished by about 9:35am, EST. I'm anywhere between a 3 and a 6, depending on how spicy what I a was the night before.

2-3 dumps per day is normal for me. I'm never constipated.

VirginiaHam 4:45 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
In order to move this thread along, there should some degree of measurement, to establish a set of ground rules.

A medically approved scale does exist: https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/poop-chart-bristol-stool-scale

ak37 4:32 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Does arse-piss count as a shit or just solids?

bruuuno 3:58 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
It’s not uncommon for me to shit 5-10 times in a day

I eat whatever I want and have six pack abs

Swings and roundabouts

ChillTheKeel 3:29 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
stewie griffin 1:40

Block 3:18 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Yes.

Hammer and Pickle 3:17 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Can't someone make it go away?

JustAFatKevinDavies 3:16 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
you trimmed your nose hair then Bolty?

riosleftsock 3:15 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
BRANDED 1:21 Thu Mar 11

"Just prime your sphincter with oil."

WHO's most successful chat up line, probably.

Block 3:03 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
I'll live, Nu son.

On a brighter note, I've lost about a stone today.

Pi Alpha Nu 3:02 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Block, I think you better book an appointment at your local arse Doctor. You may have problems.

147man 2:35 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
I dont tend to do many - 3 in a day is extreme for me, this may be because my morning excretion can block the toilet

My missus saw one and questioned my anal virginity

Block 1:46 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Griffin, how many shits have you had in 1 day?

Northern Sold 1:42 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Coffee.... probably... not being funny if I went that long without a Richard I think I'd end up in hospital... app' always been the norm for him... must lose half a stone with every dump...

stewie griffin 1:40 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
no one cares you attention seeking prick

Block 1:39 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
Number 6 is in transit....

Vexed 1:39 Thu Mar 11
Re: What's your record number of SHITS in one day?
I enjoyed Soldo's made up friend of the day: moany kev

Brilliant.

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